Bejeweled penis brooches are the sneaky NSFW trend for 2017

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LONDON — Nothing lends a sure je ne sais quoi to an outfit greater than a bejewelled penis brooch. 

And, Vivienne Westwood — Britain's queen of anarchy — has acquired you coated for all of your penis-shaped accent wants. 

At Vivienne Westwood's present at London Trend Week, the designer dropped an off-the-cuff penis bombshell into the combination by including glitzy penis brooches to basic males's tailoring. 

At the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week men's collections at Seymour Leisure Centre on Jan. 9, 2017, in London.

On the Vivienne Westwood present throughout London Trend Week males's collections at Seymour Leisure Centre on Jan. 9, 2017, in London.

Picture: Jeff Spicer/Getty Photographs

The brooches are fairly discreet. From afar, one may assume that you simply're sporting an aesthetic go well with. However, up shut, there isn't any denying: that is undoubtedly a dick — albeit a glittery one. 

Smart.

Sensible.

Picture: Jeff Spicer/Getty Photographs

Metallic, colored penis security pins have been additionally out in drive.

Brooches backstage.

Brooches backstage.

Picture: Ian Gavan / Getty Pictures

Properly finished, Vivienne. Properly accomplished. 

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